Comon Kevin. Lets be serious for a second and take a hard look at the pro's and cons of the system.
In one sentence you complain that switching regs every so often is outside the fundamental techniques & practices yet gloss over the z-tech's need to regularly turn on and off tanks. Both are not normally done as part of a standard dive in backgas, thus both are outside the "norm"
The point was made that switching regs can and is practiced with either hand, and is a skill worked on during class during lights out line following. It becomes trivial to do with either hand. The question was raised, how easy is it to turn off the valve with your opposite hand? With many sidemounting systems, bungie is wrapped around the plugged crossbar section of the valve to hold the tank in tighter. This rotates the valve handle of the tank behind the divers armpit where it is protected. Reaching accross your body to get to a valve sounds like it would be pretty difficult to do.
Whether your are sidemount, backmount or no mount, divers are checking function of regs pre dive. During a dive though, these regs can get damaged especially during a grind through a major restriction, heavy silt or heavy perc. For example a sharp bit of metal or stick could easily poke through and tear a diaphram or a piece of debris could lodge in a exhaust valve, both would make the reg breathe wet.
The advantage to switching regularly is that one is only a short time away from the last time one tested the reg. Reg testing is built into the system rather than an add on procedure.
While its a nice insult, again you are failing to look at the why side-mount was created. There will be situations where "signaling out-of-gas and getting the Long hose donation from your buddy" just isnt realistically possible. Take a look at this video and tell me where they could do this?
http://superiordivetraining.com/videos-2.